August 2009
14 posts
Watchitaly
July 2009
47 posts
bod mod
Forget Saw 1-100, if you want to see some fucked up REAL stuff, watch Modify. Modify is a documentary on people who love and work in body modification. If you can get through this entire documentary without looking away or making an audible shocked/disgusted noise you have a stronger stomach then I do. Why someone would cut open their own dick and put metal balls in it, I have no idea, but you see...
Watchlooks like we are going to Okinawa!
“Irish guys have all of the hair of Italians and none of the dick.”
– Emily Brooke
take that
I know I am becoming a cynical old bitch but there is one thing I can’t become cynical about no matter how hard I try. Love is something I can never discredit. Above anything else, I believe in love, because to me, everything comes back to love. I believe in religion, but isn’t that really just love? Loving god, who loved his son, who he sacrificed because he loves us? I believe in...
“Never trust a girl with a big bag, there’s bound to be something in there...”
– trueblood
“Never trust anyone who doesn’t smoke pot or listen to Dylan. Never trust...”
– the wackness
Long Island wants to secede →
optimistic
I used to think that you started out as a little seed. That as you grow up, so does your seed. Life slowly turns your seed into something else completely. The experiences and the people you meet add on to this plant that flowers and bears fruit. That at the end of your life all of your memories makes you complete.
Now I am beginning to think that you start out as a plant, a flower, a fruit and...
“Love is like an onion. You peel away layer after stinky layer until you’re...”
– 30 Rock.
Watchthe little moments that make up a lifetime.
WatchIt’s like sex on fire. The first of my new Short Shorts!
WatchI really don’t understand new viral marketing…but I still love it. 500 Days of Summer is almost here!
Livejournal
My first blog was a livejournal that I had 2006-2007.
Now that those posts are over three years old I decided that I needed them published in a book.
When I got my book, I read through all of it. It is really strange to look back at the me and see how much has changed. What is really scary though is that even though it feels like a lifetime ago, it’s really not. Some of the players are still in...
happiness
beckyshmecky:
i am very happy for many reasons. they don’t matter; i am smiling right this second. that is all that matters. (:
I remember this. I did the same thing, and it felt so great. What happened to us? Did we grow up? Did we get our heart broken one too many times? Did we become cynical of love? I think we all lost touch of how great it feels to be in love. Let’s all fall in love,...
tumble for thought #3
I have said this before and I’ll say it a million times if I have to. Twitter is for people who think that they are important enough to tell everything what they are doing, yet don’t really have anything important to say so they only have 140 characters. Your twitter is just an advertisement for how cool you think you are. Let me break it down for you: you’re not that cool and no one cares.
Now I...
don't park in queens
In an unfair and unfortunate turn of events, my car got towed from my apartment and put into the Queens Impound lot. Now, only the people that have made this horrific journey can possibly know what I am talking about, but I assure you, I do not exaggerate. It really is the most miserable place on earth.
To get there you must take the poorly paved roads through the industrial and broken down part...
tumble for thought #2
I never realized just how unhappy I was, or just how much I wanted to be unhappy until recently. Maybe not that I necessarily wanted to be unhappy, just that I needed to be unhappy. I am beginning to think that addiction is a problem with being in a perpetual state of unhappiness. Unhappiness in a sense of being utterly unsatisfied with every aspect of life. The fear that life is passing you by...
