June 2009
45 posts
Ocean Blue Catering →
Not that marriage and I go together…but I can get married at an aquarium?! I just might have to now!
Watcha piece of Don’t Speak…before my camera died.
tumble for thought #1
I really don’t care how convenient or necessary your bluetooth is…you look like a douche bag. If you have it in your car, then that is fine, but if you are in public, you have no excuse. People are either going to think you are a crazy person that talks to themselves, or a twat waffle that probably updates how great their lives are on twitter five times a day. You are not that...
WatchYes, this is a pretty awful interview but in it my love, Pharrell Williams, talks about his love for cupcakes, rocks a Claude Monet hat, and collabrates with Takashi Murakami. Doesn’t get much better than that.
ITS BEEN A WEEK.
scornedstandingup:
I’m sorry blog of mine.
I miss everything about you.
The way you let me type. The way you let me vent. The way you let me write: funky butt-loving mother’s sucking penis by way of a Hoover vacuum.
I like that.
So how has everyone been?
You’ve probably given up on my blog since it has been seven days.
Shaun is one of the best people I know, and for your entertainment, he...
Tattoos
This week Darold and I hit up our friends tattoo shop to get Darold a birthday tat. To make a long story short, he didn’t get his tattoo because they were not a fan of the design we had in mind, which I thought was strange. I find that 90% of the tattoos I see are stupid. They are either ugly, pointless or just plain ugly. Therefore, I never thought that tattoo artists ever spoke up about...
Walks.
My dog (Cooper) and I partake in approximately 4+ walks day. On these walks, he has a habit of giving people what I like to call “The Look”. He accoplishes this by stopping right in front of the persons way and refuses to move. He won’t budge so I have to drag him away from them while he looks them right in the eye. “The Look” is the expression that he looks at them...
“I’ve always considered writing the most hateful kind of work. I suspect...”
– HST
excess.
After eating at The Cheesecake Factory I want to vomit, shower and sleep for a very long time. I pretty much hate everything about it, expecially the excessive menu, therefore I counted just how many items you can order from the Cheesecake Factory.
There are:
127 Drink/Cocktail Choices
27 Appetizers
73 Entrees
82 “Specials”
45 Desserts
24 Items on the seperate “Lunch...
Last Night
I was suppose to go to a NiN concert at Jones Beach.
I ended up at a Kevin Devine concert at the Music Hall of Williamsburg.
I don’t think you could get a more apposing turn of events.
Watchhahaha
Literal.
I believe that they made the word awkward awkward to spell on purpose.
I believe that they made the word impediment hard to say on purpose.
Those fuckers.
WatchCool guys don’t look at explosions.
The Girl Next Door
No, not the movie about the former pornstar that moves next door, although I do enjoy that movie. This movie is based on the book The Girl Next Door which in turn is based on a true story. This is the most disturbing movie I have ever watched, which is saying something. Usually the more gruesome, bloodly and all around fucked-up a movie is, the more I enjoy it.
This movie was beyond fucked. I...
Watchmagic outside my window.
Dinos, by Stinky B
One of my closest friends has...
“All artists are vain, they long to be recognised and to leave something to...”
– Francis Bacon.
5 bands that I would shoot to kill.
1. Dave Matthews Band
2. O.A.R.
3. Creed
4. Linkin Park
5. Nickelback
I don’t understand how they ever became successful or why so many people seem to LOVE them.